Remember that time when you were browsing your facebook
feed, dipping Doritos in that filthy but oh so tasty sauce feeling good about
yourself and where your life is heading (kind of). When suddenly bam what do you
see, a picture of your ex getting engaged! So you dip your Doritos in the sauce
aggressively and wonder how in the world anyone ever wanted to marry that
douchebag and how in the world did he ever find someone before you did. And suddenly, there goes your hopes and dreams
that he'd be miserable forever out the window! I mean let's face it,
you're fabulous and he's just well he's just really not! Plus you deserve to be
happy first and he can't get married while you're sad and lonely and Doritos
are your only friends.
so now unless you
invite yourself to his wedding, wait for the right moment and shout i object,
knock him down l3mariya screaming you said you'll love me forever or try to win
him back by seducing him with your bitterness we're gonna have to deal with
this situation.
and what I mean by
dealing with this situation is not eating as much sweets as possible, listening
to adele all day long then killing yourself. You have to remember, you're
fabulous and the world is a much sadder place without you!
Truth
is, being in your twenties, it's just a matter of time before your exes start
settling down and sometimes it makes you feel bad, especially if you're still
single or in an unhappy relationship, that you're still, you know, just trying
to figure out what to do with your life while everybody else has it all
together!
Being
single doesn’t make you any less sexy or charming, it just means that you're
taking your time to figure out what you want in life and who you want to build
it with!
I
mean look at adele, she did find prince charming after all , she didn't find
someone like him, she found way better, so why won't you?, after all, you're
kind of a big deal ;)
